i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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