okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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