it wasn't lemon gatorade
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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