I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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