it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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