I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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