think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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