you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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