Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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