Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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