Please don't use social media to get back at me.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
my poor anus
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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