We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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