Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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