Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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