I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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