I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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