For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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