So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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