Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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