try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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