I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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