Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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