Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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