My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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