i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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