you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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