u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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