That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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