I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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