But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You had me at "let me see your balls"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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