"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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