Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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