That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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