Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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