Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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