operation harelip BJ is a go
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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