Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
