i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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