CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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