Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
