awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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