...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She said her name was "party"
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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