I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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