if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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