I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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