So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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