That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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