That's intense
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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