their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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