I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
When did angry sex become our thing?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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