Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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