I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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